“Who’s on First?”

The movie Purple Rain mixes up nicely with Abbot and Costello

Morris: Okay. What’s the password?
Jerome: You got it.
Morris: Got what?
Jerome: The password.
Morris: The password is what?
Jerome: Exactly.
Morris: The password is exactly?
Jerome: No, it’s okay.
Morris: The password is okay?
Jerome: Far as I’m concerned.
Morris: Damn it, say the password!
Jerome: What.
Morris: Say the password, onion head!
Jerome: The password is what?
Morris: [frustrated] That’s what I’m asking you!
Jerome: [more frustrated] It’s the password!
Morris: The password is it?
Jerome: [exasperated] Ahhhhh! The password is what!
Morris: It! You just said so!
Jerome: The password isn’t it! The password is?
Morris: What?
Jerome: Got it!
Morris: I got it?
Jerome: Right.
Morris: It or right?

“Who’s on First?” is a comedy routine made famous by Abbott and Costello. The premise of the sketch is that Abbott is identifying the players on a baseball team for Costello, but their names and nicknames can be interpreted as non-responsive answers to Costello’s questions.

But it also reminds me of Rain Man or Rush Hour 3 – He is Mi and I am Yu

Afbeeldingsresultaat voor who are you Yu

 

Cloud the new legacy?

One thing is for certain, we will spend a good part of 2015 talking about, discussing and disagreeing on how we now need to move, deliver, transport, carry, send and integrate the various component elements that make up our Business Applications.

The advent of Cloud, virtualization and managed hosting technologies means that we have all become used to the ‘as-a-Service’ extension as we now purchase a defined selection of software applications and data that are increasingly segmented and componentized in their nature.

Because of the Cloud, businesses run on mobile devices with employees, customers and partners easily collaborating, data securely stored and accessible from anywhere in the world all without a worry about the infrastructure. That’s someone else’s problem, isn’t it? With low monthly prices, who wouldn’t sign up and embrace a SaaS app that makes your life easier.

All the convenience comes at a price.

That price is silos. Instead of tearing down silos, SaaS applications builds strong and high walls around functionality and data. Not like those traditional legacy silos but loads of little silos within and in between departments and teams. Instead of bringing teams into alignment, they are separated into fiefdoms of data if one does not govern the Cloud.

New platform lets people make money leaking confidential files

A team of cryptographers and developers want to create a website where anyone can sell data sets to the highest bidder. “You’ll hate it,” is the slogan of the service, which is accessible via Tor. Payments are made via Bitcoin.

Who wants to leak a file to the highest bidder, must upload it to Slur, a marketplace for data. There are no restrictions on the type of data that is offered or the motives of the seller, says spokesman Thom Lauret of U99, the group cryptographers and developers behind the website. The design of the site is to “subvert and destabilize the established order“.

The website expects stolen databases, source code for proprietary software, zero-day exploits and other confidential documents, as well as “unflattering” pictures and videos of celebrities. Only the highest bidder will get the data, and then may choose to release the data, or just to keep it hidden. Large companies may be able to deposit money to keep leaks from publicity. In order to stem this, the website allows users to create a form of crowd sourcing/bidding that creates a larger bidding deposit .

Slur.io ensures that “whistleblowers” are to remain completely anonymous, and compensated. “Slur introduces a balanced system with the material interests of whistleblowers protected in exchange for the risks they take” said spokesman Lauret. Datasets can only be offered once.

To prevent false claims are made about the content of the data, the buyer can see the data before the seller gets the money. If the buyer is not happy with the content, you can start an arbitration involving other members to vote from the community about the content. If they agree with the buyer, the buyer gets his money back.

Payments are made via Bitcoin and the site will only be accessible via Tor to keep out the different governments. The developers do not expect to be targeted by the government because source code would fall under free speech and they do not claim to benefit from data that is sold on the site. The question is whether the American government agrees; the site is now based in San Francisco.

The developers of the website hope they get public money to pay for the development of the platform. In April, a beta version of the site was to be opened, and should follow a full release in July.