Martijn Veldkamp

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  • Geely bought Volvo first

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    A few weeks ago I mentioned that one of our chickens has decided the old red Volvo is her spot. She sits on the bonnet in the morning like she paid for it. The car now permanently smells faintly of horse and slightly of chicken, which I am told is not a Volvo option package.…

  • Overcapacity is a Strategy

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    We have a drawer in the kitchen that has become a graveyard for many things, including lighters. Every time I fire up either the fireplace or the barbecue I cannot find one, so I buy 3 more, and then somehow all the old ones turn up at once. Anyway, bear with me. Last week I…

  • Regulation is a design input

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    Here in the Netherlands you do not decide how many cows you want and then go build a barn. It runs the other way around, and it is a little bit brutal process about it. Your land has a so called phosphate allowance. The manure rules, the nitrogen rules, the whole beloved circus of mestwetgeving,…

  • The fragility you can already see

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    Every year around now I walk the fields before the first proper autumn storm rolls in off the sea. Not for anything romantic. The horses have leaned on something they were not supposed to lean on, and there is a post near the back fence that has been quietly rotting since spring. I know the…

  • The muscle you decided NOT to build

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    We keep 10 chickens, well 9, because one has run off to hide somewhere and we only see her every couple of weeks. But they taught me something I keep dragging into work conversations where it does not obviously belong. We have raised a batch from eggs, got some chickens from neighbours, some migrated our…

  • You bought a logo, not the understanding

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    You can buy a company’s code, its customers and its logo in an afternoon (well sort of, you know what I mean). What you cannot buy, is the reason any of it was built the way it was. Twice in my career I’ve watched a company buy another company mostly for a logo and the…

  • Gratis af te halen

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    After I got back from camping and rediscovered that tap water is a miracle (last week’s story), I did the other summer ritual, I cleared out the barn. Which is how I ended up with a perfectly good wooden cabinet, a bicycle, and a box of tools I was never going to use again, and…

  • Luxury Amnesia

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    Every summer I do something that, on paper, makes no sense. I leave a farm that has hot water, rain shower, a real bed, and three horses who expect breakfast, and I go sleep in a field, on purpose, in a tent. Where the water comes out of a communal tap forty meters away and…

  • LinkedIn respects your privacy

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    There is a fence near where I walk the dogs. It runs about fifteen meters along the edge of a field and then simply stops. It connects to nothing, it keeps nothing in and nothing out. On both sides is the same wet Dutch grass and the same indifferent sheep. For years I have looked…

  • Did anyone brief the Agent?

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    In January 2024, a DPD chatbot told a customer, in writing, that DPD was the worst delivery company in the world. The customer had asked it to. The chatbot agreed, enthusiastically, and then wrote a poem about it. Nobody had run it through media training That is the sentence that should haunt every technology leader…